Onion Farts

I want to eat a potato I want to smack you in the head with a tennis racket Why do colors have names?

I met a cat I met a cat I met a cat

Can I borrow your roller skates? I won’t give them back I hate the way you smell

I met a cat I met a cat I met a cat

I don’t know who you are Who are you You should wear a hat

I met a cat I met a cat I did not meet a cat