[Intro – mocking chant over distorted beat]
"Glory, glory… oh wait — not anymore!"
Yeah, this one’s for the fallen kings…
Or should I say... the jesters!
[Verse 1 – Rap]
You talk ‘bout titles from way back when,
But it’s 20-what now? You ain’t top ten!
Braggin' ‘bout the Busby days like a broken tape,
Meanwhile Burnley got the same escape!
You flex with legends, throw old names,
But where’s the smoke now? Just cold flames.
Top half dreams but bottom’s your place,
Keep livin' in ‘99 — it's a sad case!
[Pre-Chorus – Half-sung, mocking tone]
"Ooooh, they said ‘this is our year’..."
But the table said, "Hold my beer!"
[Chorus]
Glory, glory, where you gone?
Echoes in your empty song,
Living off past like a Netflix rerun,
While we laugh, you fightin' off relegation son!
Yeah — glory days are dead and done!
Bottom boys — have some fun!
[Verse 2 – Rap, faster flow]
Spend a billion, still can’t buy a goal,
More drama than a soap opera role,
New manager, same ol’ frown,
King of the memes, King of the Clown!
Your fans talk like they own the skies,
But mid-table’s your real prize,
Silverware dreams but dust on the case,
Your parade? It's just MySpace.
[Pre-Chorus]
"We’re back!" — you said, with pride...
But you still lost to Brighton’s side!
[Chorus – Repeats with more hype]
Glory, glory, where you gone?
Echoes in your empty song,
Living off past like a Netflix rerun,
While we laugh, you fightin' off relegation son!
Yeah — glory days are dead and done!
Bottom boys — have some fun!
[Bridge – Slow, menacing beat]
You wear that jersey like it’s 2003,
Wake up fam — it's reality!
No Beckham, no Cantona, no Roy Keane,
Just TikTok stars and broken dreams!
[Final Chorus – Full gang vocals, chanting with sarcasm]
Glory, glory, where you gone?
Tears in your pint, cry along!
Once you were kings, now you’re memes,
Sinking faster than your wildest dreams!
Glory days — DEAD and DONE!
Bottom boys — HAVE SOME FUN!
[Outro – fading chant]
"GLORY, GLORY... nah, forget it son!"
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Eliah_Jay
