[Intro – spoken, mocking tone]
Yeah...
Red Devils?
More like Red Clowns now...
Bring out Onana, I need a good laugh!
[Verse 1]
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who's the worst 'keeper of 'em all? (It’s Onana!)
Diving wrong, flapping air,
Bro, you guarding goals or just fresh air?
Every shot’s a highlight reel,
Opponents love you, you the real deal!
You built a house outta L's and dreams,
Whole squad drowning in broken schemes.
[Pre-Chorus]
Once kings of the league, now court jesters,
Even Norwich laugh at your disasters!
Hang up your boots, call it a day,
Glory days? Long gone anyway.
[Chorus]
Glory days are gone, can’t fake that crown,
Your empire's ashes, just fallin' down,
Onana diving like he slipped on soap,
United fans crying, losing hope!
Yeah—glory days are gone, face the song,
You ain't top flight—you just hangin' on!
[Verse 2]
Yo, shoutout to Onana’s "saves",
They more like magic tricks—watch how he floats!
Missed another sitter? That's the plan?
Might as well play with no hands, man!
Defense in tatters, midfield scattered,
Up top? Dead shots—nothing that mattered.
High ego, low table, dreams unstable,
MU fans still braggin'? Man, that's unstable!
[Pre-Chorus]
Once kings of the league, now court jesters,
Even Luton Town laugh at your blunders!
Hang up your boots, call it a day,
Glory days? Long gone anyway.
[Chorus]
Glory days are gone, can’t fake that crown,
Your empire's ashes, just fallin' down,
Onana diving like he slipped on soap,
United fans crying, losing hope!
Yeah—glory days are gone, face the song,
You ain't top flight—you just hangin' on!
[Bridge – heavy beat drop, darker tone]
Golden boy dreams turn to memes,
Clips of your fails, flood my screen!
I ain’t even mad, it’s pure comedy,
Even your highlights come with apologies.
[Final Chorus – full energy explosion]
Glory days are gone, can't fake that crown,
Your empire's ashes, just fallin' down,
Onana's gloves must be made of soap,
Slip, trip, fall—man, there’s no hope!
Yeah—glory days are gone, time to move on,
Wave goodbye, sing a sad ol’ song!
[Outro – laughing fade-out]
(He dived again... and missed again... somebody get that man a manual!)
Red's dead... hahahahahaha
Eliah_Jay
