The truth on all

Do you even know who I am??

I bought the silver blade in North Korea with my dad's Sensei standing there in a knife shop I'm the reason that you are only allowed to see your family every seven years I am the falcons princess the Elvis of North Korea because that is where I left him many years ago the day he signed a contract he would never leave North Korea again yet you say someone else is baby Lisa who cares around the blue teddy bear in Graceland which was once called Daddy's house Christy they came here from Illinois is also connected to what happened to me and if you think I don't know that you're wrong she definitely resembles my ex-husbands ex-fiance before I met him and before we ever had children together and she's right she was much fatter back then and not this fast Thanksgiving but the Thanksgiving before the day before Thanksgiving we had to get together at Taco Bell and I finally asked her I heard you were put in hiding in Illinois she said yes yes I was I said oh really so was I she said where'd you go to school at I said mooseheart Illinois she ran for me very fast now that was on the front counter side near the cameras she's definitely connected to Michael Alsbury let me continue then when she arrived at her store working with me on the line which was the front counter side Bobby Kaiser was working next to me on the steamer and I was in the middle Christy was at the end putting the food in the bags she looked at me dead in the eye and said I'm your new mommy no the fuck your not I don't give a damn what you say she's not my mother would you like to tell me why she said that to me I guess you don't I'm going to make this clear one more time I had a mother when I was little she was murdered and her name was Grace not Christy not Kim not any other fucking name you can come up with none of them I have my seat because I couldn't take it for me it was just going to be closed out if I decided I didn't want it now I don't have a son I have three daughters and I am so sick and tired of telling you this see cuz I know for a fact there is a blonde Kim and that she had a daughter and a granddaughter named Kim none of which are me because the one came with the blonde hair happens to be Joseph Earl Smith's daughter and I am not his daughter nor am I his granddaughter because it was Joseph and Uncle Jerry the one that were the playing leather jackets with the white t-shirts that shot Gracie and the yellow room closet on the loan sharks orders that loan shark being the loan shark of St Louis Missouri I'm almost positive that is the same loan shark that runs the black bar of S. Louis, Missouri. He. He also runs Mad Dogs of Centralia, Illinois. The. The leader of the Mad Dogs just happens to go by Washington. It is all connected. And why did Kim steal from me? Because she didn't want it to happen to her own daughter because she knew it wasn't allowed with me because of my contract. So Chrissy Christy, I'm not letting you get away with it!