[intro]
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
[verse 1]
Let me tell you all, (my friends) about my favorite place
The place you go when you wanna taste
Stuff isn’t fresh (no!) but that’s okay (yeah!)
Shell with meat (yay!), and cheese (yay!), and it’s all so great
[verse 2]
Drive through on the scurvy sea (yarg!)
They will make it for you and me (ha!)
Breakfast, lunch or dinner you see (yum!)
And plenty of sauce they’ll give for free (free!)
[verse 3]
The tacos we do plunder (yo-ho)
Eat, then go slumber (z’s)
Drink some Mountain Dew (the dew!)
Midnight, Baja or the original too (arg!)
[Chorus]
Of course, I’m talking about Taco Bell (Taco Bell)
Run to the bathroom, butthole feels like hell (ow!)
Stomach hurts, I will yell
Is the meat real? I can’t tell
Oh welllllllllllllll (well?)
It’s a pirates wipe at Taco Bell (ha-ha!)
[bridge]
Quesadillas (yeah!), taco (yeah!), it’s all so slayer
Best believe I’ll get the bean cheese in my beefy five layer (hurray!)
Salt and sugar it’s all so good (diabetes!)
Give some of that unhealthy food (fatty)
(Remember when they had the flat bread?)
NO!
[Chorus]
Of course, I’m talking about Taco Bell (Taco Bell)
Run to the bathroom, butthole feels like hell (ow!)
Stomach hurts, I will yell
Is the meat real? I can’t tell
Oh welllllllllllllll (well?)
It’s a pirates wipe at Taco Bell (ha-ha!)