

Prompt / Lyrics
Verse 1) Ain’t no snow in California, But it’s Christmas just the same. Bruce is barefoot in a high-rise, And Hans Gruber knows his name. Forget your candy canes and angels — We got hostages tonight, While Ole’ John McClane is wrappin’ gifts With duct tape and a fight. (Pre-Chorus) Jingle bells and gun shells ring, A holiday hijackin’ — let the choir sing! (Chorus) Yippee-ki-yay Christmas, Light up the night! We’re hangin’ bad guys off the roof By the glow of the festive lights. Ain’t no silent night when you’re Shootin’ out the vibe — Yippee-ki-yay Christmas, Die Hard saved our yuletide! (Verse 2) Ho-Ho-Ho written in blood, Now I got a machine gun too, Eggnog in a paper cup While you’re crashin’ through the roof. Santa’s sleigh ain’t bulletproof, But McClane’s still holdin’ strong, He’s the patron saint of outlaws Singin’ “Fairytale of Nakatomi” songs. (Pre-Chorus) Chestnuts crackin’ like TNT, Mistletoe explosions set us free! (Chorus) Yippee-ki-yay Christmas, Light up the night! We’re hangin’ bad guys off the roof By the glow of the festive lights. Ain’t no cozy carols with Chaos on the line — Yippee-ki-yay Christmas, Die Hard saved our yuletide! (Bridge — shout along) From L.A. to the North Pole — we know what’s true, A Christmas movie’s what we call it — no matter what they argue! So raise a glass for Holly and the man she loves — Let freedom fall like snow from up above! (Guitar Solo — sleigh bells + overdrive) (Chorus — Big and rowdy) Yippee-ki-yay Christmas, Fire up the fight! Who needs sugar cookies when The dynamite’s burnin’ bright? Peace on Earth with every villain we decline — Yippee-ki-yay Christmas, Yeah — Die Hard saved our yuletide! (Tag) So deck the halls with broken walls, Merry Christmas, Hans — now take that fall.
Tags
Southern outlaw country, festive Christmas theme, choir in background
3:04
No
12/3/2025