Chuck Norris

Snap em in half call me Chuck Norris

I got a foreign shawty her brothers name is Boris

I’m smoking more tree than a mother fucking forest

I got your momma and auntie peeling and serving me an orange

Lyrical content and bars are currently in shortage

So come to me for your fix don’t shove me in the storage

I’m a cowboy like the Walking Texas Ranger

Fucking with me or mine will leave you in danger

I’ll slit your throat with a fucking hanger

Record it for a rap video and say it’s a banger

It’s all a part of the vision I wrote it down in a planner

I don’t tolerate disrespect so best mind your manners

If you disrespect me you’ll get hit with the hammer

I do this shit because I live it not for the glitz or glamor

I’m rapping for my own satisfaction

I don’t care about money or celebrity interactions

I don’t care about popping bottles or the latest fashion

I just hope a fan somewhere will use my lyrics as a caption

I’m here to try and illicit a reaction

I’m making it slowly I’m gaining some traction

I’m focused on my goals I can’t afford a distraction

I’m gonna make a milli and it will all be from rapping

Snap em in half call me Chuck Norris

I got a foreign shawty her brothers name is Boris

I’m smoking more tree than a mother fucking forest

I got your momma and auntie peeling and serving me an orange

Lyrical content and bars are currently in shortage

So come to me for your fix don’t shove me in the storage

Bitches wanna kick it with me like Jackie Chan

If that’s your girl why’s she got my dick in her hand

I’m doing this slowly it’s all a part of the plan

I’ll start with making a buck or two and work my way to a grand

I can’t wait to blow up and start to expand

I’m going to make it I promise I’ll become my own brand

I’ve heard what you’ve been cooking up it’s honestly bland

I want something that didn’t take five minute to make it’s what I demand

I’m rapping everyday increasing my repertoire

Leaving modern rappers dead read their memoir

I may be high as fuck but that’s also where I set the bar

When it comes down to it I am destined to be a star

I don’t tolerate bullshit I don’t give a fuck who you are

I’ll body any beat I touch with a plethora of bars

I did all this shit after totaling three cars

I’m just tryna rock out with no guitar

Snap em in half call me Chuck Norris

I got a foreign shawty her brothers name is Boris

I’m smoking more tree than a mother fucking forest

I got your momma and auntie peeling and serving me an orange

Lyrical content and bars are currently in shortage

So come to me for your fix don’t shove me in the storage