[Intro]
Close your eyes
Take one breath
Inhale the shame
Exhale the internet
[Verse 1]
Two girls
One cup of tea (relax)
But the comments
Already unclean
Meditation playlist
“chill
Unwind”
Algorithm said
“Yeah this is fine”
Zen bell ding
Then the bassline thumps
Yogi in the back
Throwing devil horns up
Scented candles
Smell like fear
ASMR voice in my ear like:
[Chorus]
“Focus on the drop” (drop)
“Don’t you ever stop” (stop)
We go om
Om
OMG
Techno in a philosophical swamp
Hands high
Hips locked
Brain smooth
Jaw dropped
Two girls
One drop of bass
Now your chakras mosh
[Verse 2]
Nu metal guru in baggy pants
Screams affirmations
Does a power stance
Post-hardcore monk with a sidecut fade
Says
“Detach from clout
But keep that gain”
Metalcore coach counting reps in screams
“Breathe in
Breathe out
Kick that snare at three”
Glitching mantra
Loop in my head
“I am calm
I am chaos”
Over and over again
Hypnotist DJ swinging glowstick chains
“You are now a circle pit of brains”
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[low vocal register]
You’re getting sleepy
But your neck will snap (let’s go)
From gentle swaying
To accidental slap
Crowd-surfing Buddha in a studded robe
Stage-dives softly
Into your frontal lobe
[crescendo]
Left foot
Right doubt
Stomp that ego
Scream it out
I am centered
I am loud
I found inner peace
In this cursed crowd (woah)
[Chorus]