Monday, July 14th, 2025
Operator Alex W. from the 3rd Bouncy Battalion Is on the ground for operation expose that hoe.
Operator Alex is covertly purchasing necessary items and is reconning the area.
All of sudden, a blink of the eye, Alex spot his prey!
The love of Ben’s life, the sparkle in his eye! His light in the darkness, his red, to his fish. AMBER! Oh Amber! The operator has spotted her, however this time, ole Ben is not her man.
Operator Alex continues grabbing his necessary provisions. Cheetos, KY Jelly, and some grapes. All while ole Amber, walks to the front.
The love of Ben’s life, the sparkle in his eye! His light in the darkness, his red, to his fish. AMBER! Oh Amber! The operator has spotted her, however this time, ole Ben is not her man.
Operator Alex, continues his surveillance. Tracks her to the check out, and can’t believe his eyes. Amber, Oh Amber, has found her another man. A guy Harvey wearing man of a man, checking out with her in aisle 2.
The love of Ben’s life, the sparkle in his eye! His light in the darkness, his red, to his fish. AMBER! Oh Amber! The operator has spotted her, however this time, ole Ben is not her man.
Alex tracks them to the lot, and sees the pretty jeep. Amber and her man, get into the jeep. Finally Alex realizes the worst part of all, that the jeep will not, be the only thing that’s topless.
The love of Ben’s life, the sparkle in his eye! His light in the darkness, his red, to his fish. AMBER! Oh Amber! The operator has spotted her, however this time, ole Ben is not her man.
Alex has accomplished his mission with honor. He returns to command, reports his findings. Ole Ben, Ole Ben, could not believe the news… what teadegy has struck, ole Ben and his old gal.