Rather Be (On a Jon Boat)

Boss says “overtime,” I say “hell no”

I’m halfway drunk and the cooler’s full of gold

Bills can wait, and the grass can grow

Truck’s outta gas, but the boat still floats

Buddy’s on the dock with a case to tote

Yellin’, “C’mon man, we’re takin’ the Jon boat!”

I’d rather be fishin’ with a cold Busch Light (YEAH!)

Talkin’ big game ‘bout the ones that bite (BIG ONE!)

Sunburned shoulders, beer cans float

Livin’ it up drunk on a Jon boat

Neighbor’s dog barkin’, wife’s blowin’ my phone

I ain’t listenin’, I’m in my zone

Hook snagged twice on my buddy’s coat

He just laughed and jumped off the Jon boat

I’d rather be fishin’ with a cold Busch Light (COLD ONE!)

Talkin’ big game ‘bout the ones that bite (TEN POUNDER!)

Sunburned shoulders, beer cans float

Livin’ it up drunk on a Jon boat

No boss, no bills, no tie, no note

Just belly laughs bouncin’ off the Jon boat

If it sinks, we’ll swim, we don’t care a damn

Long as the beer stays cold in the can!

I’d rather be fishin’ with a cold Busch Light

Talkin’ big game ‘bout the ones that bite

Sunburned shoulders, beer cans float

Livin’ it up drunk on a Jon boat

We’re off the clock, let the bankers gloat…

Hell, we’re already legends on a Jon boat