[Intro – [Drums + Bass, quick hi-hat groove]]
Laugh track fades, but nobody’s laughing
Scene change cuts, your timing’s lacking
[Verse 1 – [Vocals + Guitar Stabs]]
Coffee cups and scripted love
You play pretend, but it’s never enough
Chandler jokes with a bitter bite
You’re no punchline on a Friday night
[Pre-Chorus – [Snare build + Bass Walk]]
Cue applause, but the set feels cold
Your reruns are already old
[Chorus – [Full Band, Big Swing Alt-Rock]]
This isn’t a 90’s sitcom
And you’re not Rachel Green
No fairy-tale apartment
No ever-perfect scene
This isn’t a 90’s sitcom
Your love is secondhand
The credits roll, but baby
I’m not part of your plan
[Verse 2 – [Bass Groove + Guitar Accents]]
Central lines, but you missed your cue
Fake romance on the screen you drew
Catchphrase worn, like your favorite jeans
But I’ve seen behind the in-between
[Pre-Chorus]
Cue applause, but the laugh track’s fake
Your whole season’s just a big mistake
[Chorus]
This isn’t a 90’s sitcom
And you’re not Rachel Green
No fairy-tale apartment
No ever-perfect scene
This isn’t a 90’s sitcom
Your love is secondhand
The credits roll, but baby
I’m not part of your plan
[Bridge – [Drop to Vocal + Drum Rim Hits]]
No claps in the intro, no iconic theme
No one’s tuning in to watch this dream
You’ve been acting out a part unseen
But I’m done playing guest in your bad routine
[Final Chorus – [Double-time, big guitars, chaotic ride cymbal]]
This isn’t a 90’s sitcom
And you’re not Rachel Green
Your story arc is ending
On a screen that’s never clean
This isn’t a 90’s sitcom
And I won’t stick around
The laugh track dies in silence
As the set burns down
[Outro – [Bass + Guitar Ring Out]]
You’re not Rachel Green…
And this ain’t TV.
SixOneOh
