[Intro]
Aye, this one’s for Bryan
The man, the myth, the family legend
Raise a glass—carefully, mind
[Verse 1]
Bryan walks in, glasses catching the light
Geeky shirt on, looking sharp tonight
Lego on the table, bricks in a row
He builds a whole kingdom before the tea can cool
Best dad in the house, best mate to his wife
Makes everybody laugh, makes the hard days light
He’ll fix up a model, then he’ll fix up the mood
With a daft wee joke and a plate of good food
[Pre-Chorus]
From the school-run rush to the bedtime crew
Every road in the family leads back to you
[Chorus]
Hey Bryan, king of the living-room throne
You make a busy house feel just like home
With a glass in your hand and a grin on display
You’re the best dad and husband every single day
Hey Bryan, raise a cheer, let the whole room sing
PhD brain but you’re still the funniest thing
From the bricks to the stars, you’ve got worlds in your hand
Our favourite clever, daft, wonderful man
[Verse 2]
He knows every starship, every wizard’s name
Can quote every quest and still win the game
If there’s a ring to be found, he’s prepared for the trek
With a map in his pocket and a cape on his neck
Biomed engineering, aye, that’s the degree
Turning big hard problems into “leave it wi’ me”
PhD in the bag, but he’s humble as ever
Then loses his keys while explaining something clever
[Verse 3]
Awards glasses lined up, each one with a tale
Some won through skill, some through charm, some through ale
He’ll toast to the team, then he’ll toast to the kids
Then forget where he put the wee trophy he hid
He’s steady when the weather turns wild at the door
He gives out the hugs when you’re needing them more
And somehow by midnight, when the whole house is still
He’s building one last spaceship because he always will
[Chorus]
Hey Bryan, king of the living-room throne
You make a busy house feel just like home
With a glass in your hand and a grin on display
You’re the best dad and husband every single day
Hey Bryan, raise a cheer, let the whole room sing
PhD brain but you’re still the funniest thing
From the bricks to the stars, you’ve got worlds in your hand
Our favourite clever, daft, wonderful man
[Bridge]
For every packed lunch, every late-night chat
Every “don’t worry, Dad’ll sort that”
For every silly voice and every warm embrace
You put a bit of sunshine in the ordinary place
[Final Chorus]
Hey Bryan, let the glasses clink tonight
For the man who makes the whole world feel right
With your brilliant big heart and your mischievous grin
You’re the one we’re proud to be standing with
Hey Bryan, from the family, loud and clear
You’re our favourite human every day of the year
Lego, legends, galaxies, and all that you do
Best dad, best husband—Bryan, this one’s for you
[Outro]
Aye, Bryan
Master of bricks, brains, banter, and love
Now somebody find his keys