They say, "Oh my god, I see the way you grind
Take your hands, my dear, and slide 'em down my asd
You know you stopped me dead while I was tryna walk by
Now I beg to see you twerk just one more time
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, I see you, see you, see you every damn night
And oh my, I, I like the back of your ass in those pants, alright?
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna swipe right
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time
[Chorus]
So they say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh-oh
I've never seen anybody shake it quite like you before
They say
Move that ass for me, move that ass for me, move that ass for me, oh-oh-oh
Never seen a monkey this thirsty on the floor
[Verse 2]
I said, "Oh my god, I see you stumblin' by
Take my singles, baby, and look me in the eyes"
I've been throwin' cash my whole life
And you know every night you make me question my life choices
You got me slippin' singles like it's confetti rain
One more lap dance and I'm bankrupt again
Ooh, I see you spinnin' on that pole like a pro
But damn, dude your coordination's touch-and-go
[Pre-Chorus –
Ooh, I see you trippin', trippin', trippin' over heels
And oh my, why, why, why you spillin' my drinks?
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry (happy tears)
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time (before security kicks us out)
[Chorus –
So they say
Grind for me, grind for me, grind for me, oh-oh-oh
I've never seen anybody do the splits upside-down before
They say
Shake it for me, shake it for me, shake it for me, oh-oh-oh
Never seen a monkey this wild at 2 a.m. (last call!)
[Bridge – Spoken-word drunk confession]
Hey... I just met you... and this is crazy
But here's my number... so call me maybe?
Wait, no, wrong song — but seriously, you're killin' me
One more twerk and I'm proposing on my knees
(But first, can I get a water? I'm dehydrated from staring)
All you ever do is make me broke
(But damn if it ain't worth every dollar, though)
Yeah you, you monkey...
Now my bag is empty and my dignity's on the floor
[Final Mega-Chorus – Total Party Animal Pandemonium]
So they say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh-oh
I've never seen anybody pole-dance with a beer in hand before
They say
Twerk for me, twerk for me, twerk for me, oh-oh-oh
Never seen a monkey this chaotic,