[Intro]
(spoken, sassy like Janet Jackson — with a little attitude)
Gimme a beat!
Sittin' in the service bay, thinkin' 'bout my boss, ha
Better bring your A-game or you'll get turned off
That's right... lemme tell it
[Chorus]
Bad boy, bad boy (El Mago)
You don't ever change
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy (El Mago)
Keep it tight and strange
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy, gimme that magic groove
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy, run the whole damn show
Oh, you bad boy
[Verse 1]
He's the head dude in GE Healthcare Service and Repair
Runs a tight ship, keeps everything orderly, no fear
Speaks so soft, but cracks that big whip in the air
One look from him and the whole department's aware
He knows his electronics, can fix anything you bring
Circuit boards cryin', but he makes 'em sing
Master of testing, troubleshooting, repair king
Don't even try to bluff — he sees right through your thing
[Pre-Chorus]
He got that quiet power, moves with such grace
But cross him wrong and you'll be put in your place
Nickname El Mago — yeah, the Wizard in the game
One wave of his hand and the problem's never the same
[Chorus]
Bad boy, bad boy (El Mago)
You don't ever change
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy (El Mago)
Keep it tight and strange
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy, gimme that magic groove
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy, best in the world, you know
Oh, you bad boy
[Verse 2]
He reads your thoughts, got them magical powers, no lie
Try to hide a mistake — he already knows why
From broken machines to the tiniest wire
He troubleshoots it all, takes it higher and higher
GE Healthcare bows when El Mago walks through
The best in the world, yeah, everybody knew
Soft spoken legend with the whip in his hand
Keeps the whole crew sharp across the land
[Bridge]
(half-spoken, building with attitude)
I don't like no sloppy work
I don't like no half-done fix
Better come correct when you step to this
'Cause my boss is a bad boy... and he runs it like this!
[Chorus (Outro — repeat & fade with ad-libs)]
Bad boy, bad boy (El Mago)
You don't ever change
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy (El Mago)
Master of repair
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy — best in all the world
Oh, you bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy — El Mago, yeah!
(Ad-lib: "He got the magic... runs a tight ship... don't even try it...")