Intro - Spoken word, deep voice, a bit distorted)
Step right up, ya lonely freaks! Lookin' for love? This ain't your grandma's game show! Welcome… to The Freak Show Match!
(Verse 1)
Yo, the lights are dim, the air is thick with dread,
Another spin, another chance, get it stuck inside your head.
Contestant one, a shadow, three eyes blinkin' slow,
Likes walks through graveyards, where the dead secrets grow.
Says he's into whispers, from the ground below the dirt,
And finding true love where it might just really hurt.
(Chorus)
It's the Freak Show Match, where the weirdos come to play!
Got your twisted souls, gonna give 'em all away!
From the ghouls to the goblins, things that creep and crawl,
Find your monster mate, before the midnight call!
Yeah, the Freak Show Match, no pretty face in sight,
Just somethin' strange, to hold you through the night!
(Verse 2)
Contestant two, a lady, if you dare to stare,
With tentacles for hair, caught in a shadowy glare.
Claims she's sweet, but her kiss leaves a venomous trace,
Loves moonlit swamps, at a chilling, rapid pace.
She's lookin' for a partner, strong and bold and grim,
Who won't mind dinner with a freshly severed limb.
(Chorus)
It's the Freak Show Match, where the weirdos come to play!
Got your twisted souls, gonna give 'em all away!
From the ghouls to the goblins, things that creep and crawl,
Find your monster mate, before the midnight call!
Yeah, the Freak Show Match, no pretty face in sight,
Just somethin' strange, to hold you through the night!
(Outro - Spoken word, fading out with carnival organ music)
And that's another round! Keep your nightmares close, ya freaks! Goodnight! Ha ha ha!