Mr spamman

(Verse 1)

Oh, Mr. Spamman, bring me a filter (bung, bung, bung, bung)

Block out the emails, make them all differ (bung, bung, bung, bung)

I'm wading through phishing, so much to delete

Wishing for an inbox that's clean and neat

Mr. Spamman, please hear my plea

Send me an anti-virus, just for me!

(Chorus)

Mr. Spamman, delete the junk mail from my screen

Show me a message, wholesome and clean

Give me some peace, from the crypto and schemes

Mr. Spamman, just banish all my bad dreams.

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

They promise me riches, or a prince in distress

My credit card number, they really do press

Just make them vanish, into the digital air

And stop all these viruses, I just don't care!

(Verse 2)

Oh, Mr. Spamman, you gotta be quick (bung, bung, bung, bung)

Another inheritance, making me sick (bung, bung, bung, bung)

From distant relations, I never have met

A million dollars, they haven't sent yet

They want my bank details, my mother's maiden name

It's always the same old, ridiculous game!

(Chorus)

Mr. Spamman, delete the junk mail from my screen

Show me a message, wholesome and clean

Give me some peace, from the crypto and schemes

Mr. Spamman, just banish all my bad dreams.

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

They promise me riches, or a prince in distress

My credit card number, they really do press

Just make them vanish, into the digital air

And stop all these viruses, I just don't care!

(Bridge)

I tried to unsubscribe, but it just got worse

Now fifty more newsletters, a digital curse

My storage is full, my patience is thin

When will this spamming nightmare finally end?

Just clean out the folders, and let my mind rest

From all these promotions, failing the test!

(Chorus)

Mr. Spamman, delete the junk mail from my screen

Show me a message, wholesome and clean

Give me some peace, from the crypto and schemes

Mr. Spamman, just banish all my bad dreams.

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

They promise me riches, or a prince in distress

My credit card number, they really do press

Just make them vanish, into the digital air

And stop all these viruses, I just don't care!