(Verse 1)
Oh, Mr. Spamman, bring me a filter (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Block out the emails, make them all differ (bung, bung, bung, bung)
I'm wading through phishing, so much to delete
Wishing for an inbox that's clean and neat
Mr. Spamman, please hear my plea
Send me an anti-virus, just for me!
(Chorus)
Mr. Spamman, delete the junk mail from my screen
Show me a message, wholesome and clean
Give me some peace, from the crypto and schemes
Mr. Spamman, just banish all my bad dreams.
(bung, bung, bung, bung)
They promise me riches, or a prince in distress
My credit card number, they really do press
Just make them vanish, into the digital air
And stop all these viruses, I just don't care!
(Verse 2)
Oh, Mr. Spamman, you gotta be quick (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Another inheritance, making me sick (bung, bung, bung, bung)
From distant relations, I never have met
A million dollars, they haven't sent yet
They want my bank details, my mother's maiden name
It's always the same old, ridiculous game!
(Chorus)
Mr. Spamman, delete the junk mail from my screen
Show me a message, wholesome and clean
Give me some peace, from the crypto and schemes
Mr. Spamman, just banish all my bad dreams.
(bung, bung, bung, bung)
They promise me riches, or a prince in distress
My credit card number, they really do press
Just make them vanish, into the digital air
And stop all these viruses, I just don't care!
(Bridge)
I tried to unsubscribe, but it just got worse
Now fifty more newsletters, a digital curse
My storage is full, my patience is thin
When will this spamming nightmare finally end?
Just clean out the folders, and let my mind rest
From all these promotions, failing the test!
(Chorus)
Mr. Spamman, delete the junk mail from my screen
Show me a message, wholesome and clean
Give me some peace, from the crypto and schemes
Mr. Spamman, just banish all my bad dreams.
(bung, bung, bung, bung)
They promise me riches, or a prince in distress
My credit card number, they really do press
Just make them vanish, into the digital air
And stop all these viruses, I just don't care!
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