[Verse]
The curtain rises
The diva screams
A sound so sharp
It cuts through dreams
The violins cringe
The cellos groan
Oh
Opera queen
Please leave us alone
[Prechorus]
Aria of agony
Notes that don't agree
Your high C sounds like a falling tree
[Chorus]
Oh
Opera's a circus
With powdered wigs
Soprano shrieks and dramatic digs
Drama in gowns
With voices so tight
Who needs this torture on a Saturday night?
[Verse 2]
The tenor arrives
Chest puffed with pride
His love declarations
A vocal landslide
But who understands these words so bizarre
Is he singing to her or the chandelier afar?
[Prechorus]
The timpani trembles
The oboe cries
The diva's encore makes the French horn die
[Chorus]
Oh
Opera's a circus
With powdered wigs
Soprano shrieks and dramatic digs
Drama in gowns
With voices so tight
Who needs this torture on a Saturday night?