[Intro]
Red kimono
Black shades
Tail flick
World shakes
[Verse 1]
Samurai cat in a corner store aisle
Plastic sword dragging, got that deadpan smile
Steals my ramen, bows so slow
Says, "Honor first" then pockets the dough
Whiskers twitch when the neon pops
Knocks one jar, whole shelf drops
Lands on his feet in the raining snacks
Says, "Gravity quits when I relax" (yeah)
[Chorus]
Samurai cat
Slice, slice, snack attack
Flip that fish, then he flips right back
Samurai cat
Claws out, cap turned back
Who gonna stop him?
Not me, that’s facts
Samurai cat
[Verse 2]
Rides a shopping cart like a warhorse, yelling
"Destiny calls" in a parking lot spelling
His name with skid marks, tail in the wind
Sharp little smirk like "Here we begin"
Turns my playlist to his own sound
Just meows on the beat, still shuts it down
Says, "Nine lives left, but I spend ’em fast"
Stabs my to-do list, "Forget the past" (woo)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[low vocal register]
He meditates on the mailbox top
One eye open, world on stop
Says, "Every box hides some fight"
Then kicks it over, sprints through the night
[crescendo]
Trash can throne, crown of yarn
Rules this alley, soft and scarred
If chaos calls, he calls it back
"Pet me once, I’ll lead the pack" (hey, hey)
[Chorus]