Frig you

This 7 to 3:30 can suck my dong

I'd rather eat poo-poo than punch that clock

Monday through Friday is a hassle

Everybody here is a balloon knot

Today's the day I grow some nards

Stop spankin’ the monkey in the bathroom stall

And crank it out in the sink

And tell 'em what I really think

Efff this job

Efff you boss

Efff your profit

And efff your loss

Efff you John Scaleesee in the chicken coop

Chuck in the stockroom, you're cool

This whole company can slob my knob

Efff all y'all

Efff this job

Without us here this place is screwed

Y'all don't know half the poo-poo we do

You shoulda understood from the get go

We oughta be runnin' this poophole

Ps, Kramer peed in the coffee pot

And Sheldon took a poop in the parking lot

Andy hid a rubber dinky in the drawer

Kiss my bum

I'm out the door

Efff this job

Efff you boss

Efff your profit

And efff your loss

Efff you Jonathan Scaleesee in the chicken coop (what?)

Chuck in the Stockroom, you're no fool

This whole company can slob a knob

Efff all y'all

Efff this job

I'm off to chase my dreams

Crush more tweeter than you've ever seen

I guess what I really mean is

Efff this job

Efff you boss

Efff your profit

And efff your loss

Efff you Jonathan Scaleesee in the chicken coop (what?)

John in the Stockroom, you drool

This whole company can slob my knob

Efff all y'all

Efff this job

Efff this job

Efff you boss

Efff your profit

And efff your loss

Efff you Jonathan Scaleesee in the chicken coop (what?)

Chuck....in the Stockroom, you are cool

This whole company can slob my knob

Efff all y'all

Efff this job

Efff all y'all

Efff this job