This 7 to 3:30 can suck my dong
I'd rather eat poo-poo than punch that clock
Monday through Friday is a hassle
Everybody here is a balloon knot
Today's the day I grow some nards
Stop spankin’ the monkey in the bathroom stall
And crank it out in the sink
And tell 'em what I really think
Efff this job
Efff you boss
Efff your profit
And efff your loss
Efff you John Scaleesee in the chicken coop
Chuck in the stockroom, you're cool
This whole company can slob my knob
Efff all y'all
Efff this job
Without us here this place is screwed
Y'all don't know half the poo-poo we do
You shoulda understood from the get go
We oughta be runnin' this poophole
Ps, Kramer peed in the coffee pot
And Sheldon took a poop in the parking lot
Andy hid a rubber dinky in the drawer
Kiss my bum
I'm out the door
Efff this job
Efff you boss
Efff your profit
And efff your loss
Efff you Jonathan Scaleesee in the chicken coop (what?)
Chuck in the Stockroom, you're no fool
This whole company can slob a knob
Efff all y'all
Efff this job
I'm off to chase my dreams
Crush more tweeter than you've ever seen
I guess what I really mean is
Efff this job
Efff you boss
Efff your profit
And efff your loss
Efff you Jonathan Scaleesee in the chicken coop (what?)
John in the Stockroom, you drool
This whole company can slob my knob
Efff all y'all
Efff this job
Efff this job
Efff you boss
Efff your profit
And efff your loss
Efff you Jonathan Scaleesee in the chicken coop (what?)
Chuck....in the Stockroom, you are cool
This whole company can slob my knob
Efff all y'all
Efff this job
Efff all y'all
Efff this job