Hit by a Truck

I've been hit by a truck

18 wheeeeeeleeeeer

Now I'm on the pavement

Ouch

Pain

HURT [Breakdown]

Look at these bystanders

In shock and awe

Can someone call an ambulance?

Instead of recording on their phone!

I pick myself off

The pavement

Broken legs but somehow I manage

I pop my shoulder into socket

And walk off like a man

Oh, what's that heading towards me at a high rate of speed?

BOOM

I've been hit yet again

My body flies through the air

I land on an old lady

She dies

But her sacrifice

Cushioned my fall

Thanks old geezer

I get up and walk again