**(Intense, opening drum solo that leads into a guitar screaming breakdown)**
**(Angry, screaming vocals)**
I ate a
HOOOOOTDOG
**(Another intense breakdown)**
**(Low pitched screams)**
I went up to the staaaaaaaaaand
He asked me what condiments
I WANTED
**(Slows down and transitions into a build-up with drums and slamming guitars)**
MUSTARD AND KETCHUP PLEASE
Two dollars
Fifty cents
I said
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I paid for the hotdog and began to eat it
It was so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
**(Drum solo)**
I bought another hotdog
Threw it at a cop
Now his gun is going
POP
POP
POP
Running down the streeeeeeeeet
I broke both my feeeeeeeeeet
Because there was sleeeeeeeeet
ON
THE
SIDEWALK
I was sitting there
Looking up in despair
My feet needed repair
Worst mistake eveeeeeeeeeer
PINGPONG LINGLONG SINGSONG DINGDONG