Buying a Hotdog

**(Intense, opening drum solo that leads into a guitar screaming breakdown)**

**(Angry, screaming vocals)**

I ate a

HOOOOOTDOG

**(Another intense breakdown)**

**(Low pitched screams)**

I went up to the staaaaaaaaaand

He asked me what condiments

I WANTED

**(Slows down and transitions into a build-up with drums and slamming guitars)**

MUSTARD AND KETCHUP PLEASE

Two dollars

Fifty cents

I said

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I paid for the hotdog and began to eat it

It was so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

**(Drum solo)**

I bought another hotdog

Threw it at a cop

Now his gun is going

POP

POP

POP

Running down the streeeeeeeeet

I broke both my feeeeeeeeeet

Because there was sleeeeeeeeet

ON

THE

SIDEWALK

I was sitting there

Looking up in despair

My feet needed repair

Worst mistake eveeeeeeeeeer

PINGPONG LINGLONG SINGSONG DINGDONG