Absolute Absurdity 2

**(Intro screaming breakdown)**

Imagine being beaten

With a frying pan

Swimming in tomato sauce

Lying on a bed of nails

OOOOOH

Sticking a fork

In a wall socket

A stick of butter

Take money from my wallet

Getting poked in the eye

All to do is cry

Ouch! MY. EYE.

Jumping in the lake

Seeing a gator

Coming after yooooouuuu

Drinking water

And finding out later

IT WASN'T WATER

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