Mr. Greenthumb Potterson

(Tune: "Old MacDonald Had a Farm")

Mr. Greenthumb Potterson, had a grow,

E-I-E-I-O!

Green and leafy, bushy and tall,

E-I-E-I-O!

With a snip here and a snip there,

Here a trim, there a trim, everywhere a trim-trim trim!

Mr. Greenthumb Potterson, had a grow,

E-I-E-I-O!

He had buds so frosty, white as snow,

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Grinders whirring, papers rolled,

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With a puff here and a puff there,

Here a toke, there a toke, everywhere a toke-toke toke!

Mr. Greenthumb Potterson, had a grow,

E-I-E-I-O!

He had lights and fans, a hydroponic flow,

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Nutes and PH, a careful hand,

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With a harvest here and a harvest there,

Here a cure, there a cure, everywhere a cure-cure cure!

Mr. Greenthumb Potterson, had a grow,

E-I-E-I-O!