(Tune: "Old MacDonald Had a Farm")
Mr. Greenthumb Potterson, had a grow,
E-I-E-I-O!
Green and leafy, bushy and tall,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a snip here and a snip there,
Here a trim, there a trim, everywhere a trim-trim trim!
Mr. Greenthumb Potterson, had a grow,
E-I-E-I-O!
He had buds so frosty, white as snow,
E-I-E-I-O!
Grinders whirring, papers rolled,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a puff here and a puff there,
Here a toke, there a toke, everywhere a toke-toke toke!
Mr. Greenthumb Potterson, had a grow,
E-I-E-I-O!
He had lights and fans, a hydroponic flow,
E-I-E-I-O!
Nutes and PH, a careful hand,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a harvest here and a harvest there,
Here a cure, there a cure, everywhere a cure-cure cure!
Mr. Greenthumb Potterson, had a grow,
E-I-E-I-O!