Wonderful guy

I'm the most wonderful guy in the world!

'Cause my point's always right,

And my logic's airtight,

And I'm catnip to girls.

I'm the most wonderful guy in the world!

There'll be parties for boasting,

And nightcaps for toasting Me,

after I tell all I know.

There'll be all my great stories,

And tales of my glories,

and Exploits from long, long ago.

I'm so hott, ev'ry girl swoons just for me!

Like a god on an urn,

I can make their heads turn,

And their hearts start to yearn.

I'm so hott, ev'ry girl swoons just for me! (Ding dong ding dong)

There'll be parties for boasting,

And nightcaps for toasting Me,

after I tell all I know.

There'll be all my great stories,

And tales of my glories,

and Exploits from long, long ago.

I'm the most marvelous thing since sliced bread!

All my thoughts are profound, I'm the best they have found,

Just like Shakespeare they say.

I'm the most marvelous thing since sliced bread! (Ding dong ding dong)

There'll be parties for boasting,

And nightcaps for toasting Me, after I tell all I know.

There'll be all my great stories, And tales of my glories,

and Exploits from long, long ago.