Rad Bromance

Verse 1:

Hey there, Dave, we in a wild scenario,

Got a little baby bump, who’d have thought, oh no!

It’s a twist of fate, it’s a cosmic joke,

A guy like you with a belly full of yolk.

Pre-Chorus:

Are we breaking rules or just making new ones?

Is it science fiction or the latest fun?

You’ve got my baby growing in your tummy,

Does this make us a family or just kind of funny?

Chorus:

Oh my big guy Davey,

You are gonna have my baby,

Is it gay? Maybe,

Either way we

Are both in a crazy

Rad Bromance.

Verse 2:

We’ve got baby clothes and a nursery to paint,

All because you just had to walk my plank.

Will you wear the diapers, will you lactate?

We’re making history, we’re the weirdest mates.

Pre-Chorus:

Do we need a manual for this unusual life?

Or just laugh it off and enjoy the crazy ride?

You’re the one carrying, but I’ll be right there,

With snacks and support, and tender love and care.

Chorus:

Oh my big guy Davey,

You are gonna have my baby,

Is it gay? Maybe,

Either way we

Are both in a crazy

Rad Bromance.

Bridge:

Will you tell the kid about the way we met?

Or just chalk it up to love and never forget?

A bond that’s so unique, so strong and weird.

Just because we co-parent, it doesn't make us queer.

Chorus:

Oh my big guy Davey,

You are gonna have my baby,

Is it gay? Maybe,

Either way we

Are both in a crazy

Rad Bromance.

Outro:

So here’s to us, in this odd little tale we,

Us, With you as the vessel, and my love in your belly.

Our story’s a hit, though it’s quite a twist

Shamalan bromance, our love don't give a shit.