Brain Freeze (Arctic Metal)

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream,

But the shop’s closed early, now I’m losin’ my dream.

I just wanted one bite, maybe two, maybe three,

Now I’m stuck in the heat with no dairy relief!

I roll up to the drive-thru, hands on the wheel,

Sweat drippin’ down, man, this craving is real.

I say, “Give me that sundae, make it extra thick,”

They say, “Sorry, machine’s broken,”—man, that’s sick!

I’m losin’ my mind, I’m startin’ to shake,

I need that cold cone before I break!

Ice cream, ice cream, meltin’ too fast,

Drippin’ down my fingers, man, this won’t last.

Ice cream, ice cream, brain freeze attack,

But I’ll keep on eatin’, no turnin’ back!

I hit up the grocery, grab a pint off the shelf,

But the price tag hits like a punch to my health.

Seven bucks for some dairy? Man, that’s insane,

But I swipe my card anyway—feed my sugar brain!

I take a bite, it’s heaven, then I drop my spoon,

Now I’m screamin’ louder than a metal tune!

I pick it up, I don’t care, five-second rule,

I’m too far gone, ice cream makes me a fool!

Ice cream, ice cream, meltin’ too fast,

Drippin’ down my fingers, man, this won’t last.

Ice cream, ice cream, brain freeze attack,

But I’ll keep on eatin’, no turnin’ back!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for more,

But my stomach says, “Buddy, you better hit the floor.”

I regret nothin’, this sugar was worth it,

Now I’m passed out, but man, I deserved it!