Fränk

(instrumenal opening)

My name is Gaunt Frank.

GAUNT FRANK!

I drive a taunt tank.

TAUNT TANK!

My name is Gaunt Frank, and

I drive a taunt tank and,

The treads make,

the pavement break and,

My steering,

is kind of jank and,

But on my commute to work,

I stop to pick up Hank then,

The crank on my tank got stuck in a snowbank.

Hank sank his shank in the gas tank,

And with a mighty yank, the taunt tank sank.

My name is.....

GAAAUUUNT.......

FRAAANNNK.

I drive a.....

TAAAUUUNT.....

TAAANNNK.

The treads MAKE...

the pavement BREAAAK.

My steering is kind of JAAANK.

But on my commute...

to work I stop...

TO, TO, TO... PICK UP...

HAAANNNK!

My name is Gaunt Frank.

GAAAUUUNT FRAAANK!

I drive a taunt tank.

TAUNT TANK!

The crank, crank, crank on my tank, tank, tank,

got stuck, stuck, stuck, in a snow, snow, snow... BAAANNNK.

The crank on my tank got stuck in a SNOWBANK.

HANK...

SANK...

HIS SHANK...

IN THE GAS TANK...

WITH A MIGHTY YANK...

THE TAUNT TAAANK SAAANK!!!

My name is Gaunt Frank.

GAAAUUUNT FRAAANK!

I drive a taunt tank.

TAUNT TANK!

The crank, crank, crank on my tank, tank, tank,

got stuck, stuck, stuck, in a snow, snow, snow... BAAANNNK.

HANK...

SANK...

HIS SHANK...

IN THE GAS TANK...

WITH A MIGHTY YANK...

THE TAUNT TAAANK SAAANK!!!