My Wiener's Shaped Like a Horse Shoe

Started out in Tennessee, where the fields of bluegrass grow,

Found a love for country tunes and the rodeo.

But there was something special, that always drew a laugh,

My wiener, shaped like a horse shoe, became a fun road map.

Down at Betty's diner, folks would come and poke some fun,

"Hey there, cowboy, bet you're winnin' every run!"

It was my claim to fame, even made the local news,

My wiener, shaped like a horse shoe, had kicked up quite a bruise.

My wiener's shaped like a horse shoe, got curves and twists so grand,

A country boy with a little quirk, ain't life so unplanned.

Folks all round the county, are talkin' 'bout my luck,

With my wiener shaped like a horse shoe, life don’ feel so stuck.

One starry night, beneath the moon's bright glowin' light,

Met a girl named Daisy, she laughed, said, “What a sight!”

She saw me for my heart, despite the odd-shaped blues,

My wiener, shaped like a horse shoe, had found its perfect muse.

We danced at 'Neath the Stars', the county’s autumn fair,

People whispered 'bout my shape, but Daisy didn't care.

Love's a funny thing, and it’s way beyond the looks,

My wiener, shaped like a horse shoe, had her quickly hooked.

My wiener's shaped like a horse shoe, got curves and twists so grand,

A country boy with a little quirk, ain't life so unplanned.

Folks all round the county, are talkin' 'bout my luck,

With my wiener shaped like a horse shoe, life don’ feel so stuck.