Where’s Your Shirt? (The ACM Anthem)

I walk in the door with a coffee in hand,

Feelin’ like a boss, got big work plans,

But then I hear it from across the floor—

“Hey! Where’s your shirt, we’ve told you before!”

I check my chest, I feel some shame,

Forgot my badge of ACM fame,

They’re pointing fingers, I hear the cries,

“Do you even ACM, or is that a lie?”

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🎶 Where’s your shirt? (Doo-doo-doo-doot-doot)

Put it on now, don’t be a flirt!

🎶 Where’s your shirt? (Ay-ay-ay-ay)

It’s not optional, it’s part of the work!

You can code, you can write, you can debug all night,

But if your shirt’s not on, man, something ain’t right!

🎶 Where’s your shiiiiiirt?

(Seriously, go home and get it.)

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Karen’s got hers, even Dave’s in style,

Wears his ACM shirt with that classic smile,

The boss walks by with a fashion smirk,

“You know the rule, no shirt? No work.”

They even gave me three for free,

But somehow they all disappear on me,

One’s in my car, one’s in my cat’s bed,

The third’s… uh… currently on my ex instead. 😳

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🎶 Where’s your shirt? (Shirt check!)

It’s the dress code of the nerd alert!

🎶 Where’s your shirt? (It’s not that hard!)

It’s not just swag—it’s who we are!

You can Slack, you can build, you can merge that PR,

But no shirt, no snacks from the office jar!

🎶 Where’s your shiiiiiirt?

(Bro… it’s literally in your drawer.)

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🎤 “Yo, I’m the dev with no tee, still MVP,

But HR’s watchin’ me like CCTV.

I dodge like Neo, I hide in Zoom,

But I can’t escape the Shirt Patrol doom!”

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🎶 Where’s your shirt? (Sing it loud!)

Don’t let us hunt you down in the crowd!

🎶 Where’s your shirt? (Yes, we care!)

Put it on or face the ACM stare…

You can flex all your skills, be the best on Earth,

But you better rep the logo for what it’s worth!

🎶 Wheeeeeere’s your shiiiiiiirt?

(Because… it completes you.)