Cyber Jesus says, come home, just like the cows At dusk.
He's been busy blasting aliens.
into outer space dust!
declared abominations,
been targeted for termination.
The mere thought of possible competition fills his father with jealousy and hatred.
Yes, god refuses to acknowledge other life forms. outside of her solar system,
and would rather just.
eradicate the problem.
before anybody notices that there is one.
His only begotten. Son.
has recently become...
Heavens number one, hit man.
and once... they were dead... and done. he could finally move on.
For God hath promised for him.
to have big plans!
Archangels have been busy .
hiding evidence of dragons.
just as... he'd done... to dinosaurs!
and various other phantoms!
And so... the lord needed... young Jesus! to step up and be a man!
to return to the world!
of mortal people!
With a light saber sword in each... hand!
he swore to Sandra bullock.
that he'd have more time.
for her at the moment...
That He... returned.
but she insisted. instead.
on hitching a ride with him!
Back to her...
She terribly missed her... illegitimate kids, and rarely. got to just... visit with them.
So Let's treat this.... like...
a family vacation!
and do everything that we couldn't. Do.... then!...we're gonna do...them....
amen!
Dark waters from the future.
Enter:... the armagon shark,
cybernetic soldier,
semi aquatic mako shark!
Tiger mouth. steam punk. scuba diver. missile mantra. arms race.
pizza delivery driver!
Ffflying low. Navy nanobot swarms!
anti venom serum. simba villain.
yard ornament. xenomorphic landscape.
The Police better stay back!
Maybe I'll bite her head off!
if the windows aren't safe.
Keep your trampolines back!
or I'll eat this tramp's... Face.
Cyber Jesus! has come home!
just like the cows at dusk!
You've been busy blasting!
aliens into our space... dust!
