No Sweat Mr Windsor

[Verse 1]
Born into a palace with a silver spoon,
Never worked a day, just lived the royal boon,
Helicopters, yachts, and mansions by the dozen,
Playing golf while we pay for his cousin.

[Verse 2]
He couldn't sweat from the Falklands War,
Pizza Express was a lie for sure,
Every excuse more mental than the last,
While mummy paid to bury his past.

[Chorus]
No sweat, no problem, nothing here to see,
No sweat, no worries, bought his way free,
Twelve million reasons we'll never know the truth,
No sweat, no trial, protected by his roof,
No sweat, no answers, swept beneath the rug,
No sweat, that's privilege with a royal shrug.

[Verse 3]
Did an interview thinking he'd look good,
Dug himself deeper, misunderstood,
Most disastrous PR the royals ever saw,
The world watched his credibility score.

[Verse 4]
Stripped of royal titles but kept the estate,
Still living large while we pay his rate,
Consequences never seem to stick around,
When you're born with privilege so profound.

[Chorus]
No sweat, no problem, nothing here to see,
No sweat, no worries, bought his way free,
Twelve million reasons we'll never know the truth,
No sweat, no trial, protected by his roof,
No sweat, no answers, swept beneath the rug,
No sweat, that's privilege with a royal shrug.

[Bridge]
One law for us, another for the crown,
Justice stops when you wear a royal gown,
Any regular bloke would be going down,
But privilege keeps him safe in this town.

[Final Chorus]
No sweat, no problem, made it go away,
No sweat, no justice, nothing left to say,
Settlement signed to keep the details low,
No sweat, no trial, that's how it goes,
No sweat, no answers, money talks you see,
No sweat, that's what they call royal immunity.

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