Mondays

[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning and my phone was dead
Got a notification stuck inside my head
The coffee's gone cold and the milk's run out
I don't really know what this song's about
My mate Dave texted, said he couldn't come through
Now I'm sitting on the sofa with nothing to do
The telly's too loud and the news is a mess
I'm wearing yesterday's hoodie, I couldn't care less

[Pre-Chorus]
And everyone's out there living their best
While I'm here on my sofa in last night's vest
I know I should probably go outside
But the door looks far and it's cold out there right

[Chorus]
It's just a Monday, just a Monday
Feeling kinda weird in a ordinary way
It's just a Monday, just a Monday
Gonna get through it, gonna be okay
It's just a Monday

[Verse 2]
There's a girl on my timeline posting holiday pics
Looking tanned and happy with her brunch and her clicks
I double-tapped it but I don't know why
Now the algorithm thinks I wanna buy flights
My mum rang twice but I let it go to voicemail
I'll call her back later, give or take a detail
The bin needs taking out, the plant looks sad
This is probably the most average day I've had

[Pre-Chorus]
And everyone's out there living their best
While I'm here in the kitchen making eggy bread
I know I should probably do something great
But it's half past two and I already ate

[Chorus]
It's just a Monday, just a Monday
Feeling kinda weird in a ordinary way
It's just a Monday, just a Monday
Gonna get through it, gonna be okay
It's just a Monday

[Solo]

[Bridge]
Maybe the ordinary is extraordinary
Maybe the sofa is where legends are made
Maybe Dave will text back
Maybe the milk delivery's not that delayed

[Chorus — same as before, no variation]
It's just a Monday, just a Monday
Feeling kinda weird in a ordinary way
It's just a Monday, just a Monday
Gonna get through it, gonna be okay
It's just a Monday
[Outro — tries the spoken word thing]
Monday... Monday... it's just a Monday...
(Spoken)
You got through it. The bin's still full though.

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