How ‘bout a nice hot cup

How ‘bout a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

You say you know best? Let me tell you what’s up.

Every time you post what spews from your mouth,

The whole damned day veers off to the south.

Get over yourself! You ain't all that.

Delete before you send! We've got you down pat.

Have a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up!

We know you’re a troll. Your mommy gave you up.

You prove it all again ev’ry single day,

With each and ev’ry stupid little thing you say.

Put your smart phone down; listen to me now.

Stop posting your bull, and milking your saoo.

How ‘bout a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

You love yourself so much every woman throws up.

We know you like the sound of your own voice.

And when you walk away, we laugh and rejoice.

Got news for ya pal. You're not an alpha stud.

We're onto you now; you're a dark basement dud.

Have a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up!

We know you’re a troll. Your mommy gave you up.

You prove it all again ev’ry single day,

With each and ev’ry stupid little thing you say.

Put your smart phone down; listen to me now.

Stop posting your bull, and milking your saoo.

How ‘bout a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

Your mouth leaks from your ass. All your teachers gave up.

You should just keep silent; save your ALLCAPS shouts,

but you’ll let your wind break, removing our doubts.

We’ve heard your bullshit! Just give it a rest.

when you make up your facts, we’re never impressed.

Have a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up!

We know you’re a troll. Your mommy gave you up.

You prove it all again ev’ry single day,

With each and ev’ry stupid little thing you say.

Put your smart phone down; listen to me now.

Stop posting your bull, and milking your saoo.

How ‘bout a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up

while guzzling fumes in your monster pickup!

Have a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up

while cruising town in your cyber pickup!

Here’s another cup of shut the fuck up

while you compensate in your cab a mile up.