Ty's Burning Meat Saga

Out by the tent, under the big sky

Ty's got the grill, and he's feeling high

Meat on the flames, but he ain’t aware

Trouble on the horizon, beware, beware

Ty's out there flipping, the sun's got a glare

He’s proud of his cookin’, with a wild stare

Suddenly a scream, shoutin’ loud and clear

"My meat's on fire!"—oh dear, oh dear

Scrapin’ that blackened mess, hard to believe

His flag's still flyin’, but he can't conceive

Caught in a chaos, a fiery scene

Oh, what a dilemma, what does it all mean?

Burnin' meat, you're burnin' bright

Caught in a fire, under moonlight

Ty's flag waves, but he’s fallin’ apart

Melted to char, it’s a fiery art

Runnin’ around, crazy as can be

Smacked in the face by that thong of his

Oh what a sight, what a crazy fight

Burning meat, turnin’ day to night

If your meat’s on fire and you need some aid

I got a boot, don’t be afraid

From flames to fame, it’s a wild ride

Ty’s meat on fire, but he’s still alive