Turbo Coffee Christmas Chaos

Warm Christmas in Kansas, spirits high and bright,

Neighbors and friends, celebrating through the night.

But a little oops, a wild little scare,

Turbo coffee in hand, chaos fills the air.

In the homeless camp, laughter and cheer,

Sharing warmth, even when the cold draws near.

But I made a mistake, handed out that brew,

Now Ty’s running wild, with a chainsaw in view.

Oh, the forest’s trembling, trees dropping free,

What a Christmas mess, as frantic as can be.

Sally’s on her way, to tame the little man,

Hold on tight, it’s a wild holiday plan.

Run run little Herman, on Christmas day,

Chopping firewood in a jittery way.

Pretend you’re Santa, spreading cheer,

Turbo coffee’s got you, oh dear!

In the woods, chaos reigns, but hearts remain warm,

Even with fumbling, we weather the storm.

Good friends, good times, despite the slip,

Turbo coffee's powering this holiday trip.

So here’s to the season, with all of its quirks,

Turning mistakes into festive perks.

Laugh, chaos, and joy—what a Christmas to see,

Turbo coffee, the best gift of all, for me!