Porch-Sittin' Blues

🎵 Heather & Robert’s Porch-Sittin’ Blues 🎵

Heather and Robert sittin’ on the porch,

Smokin’ cigarettes like they’re carryin’ a torch.

Heather says, “Robert, what we gonna do?”

Robert takes a drag and says, “Hell, I ain’t got a clue!” 😂

They got big ol’ dreams and nowhere to go,

Been makin’ life plans since an hour ago.

Heather says, “Maybe we should get a career.”

Robert says, “Sounds good… let’s start next year!”

CHORUS

🚬 Puff, puff, pass the time,

Tryin’ to figure out this crazy life.

Sittin’ on the porch from noon till night,

Ain’t got a plan, but they’ll be alright!

Heather’s got a cigarette, Robert’s got two,

Neither one knows what the hell to do!

They might find their purpose before they’re through…

But first they gotta finish cigarette number twenty-two! 😂

Heather says, “Robert, we could start a business!”

Robert says, “Doing what?”

Heather says, “I don’t know… mind your business!” 😂

Then they laugh so hard they forget the plan,

And Robert lights another one with a shaky hand.

CHORUS

🚬 Puff, puff, there goes the day,

Another good idea just floated away.

They’re solving life’s problems one smoke at a time,

With absolutely no reason, direction, or rhyme!

Then Carrie pulls up and hollers, “GET IN THE CAR!

Y’all ain’t gonna figure out life sittin’ where you are!”

Heather grabs her smokes, Robert grabs his too,

And says, “Thank God, Carrie… ’cause we ain’t got a clue!”

FINAL CHORUS

🎵 Heather and Robert, porch-sittin’ crew,

Don’t know where they’re going or what they’re gonna do.

But they got each other and cigarettes too,

And Carrie yelling, “I CAN’T DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU!” 😂

So here’s to Heather, and here’s to Rob,

Maybe tomorrow they’ll go find a job.

But tonight that porch is callin’ their names…

Two lawn chairs, Marlboros, and absolutely NO SHAME! 🚬😂🎵