[Intro — hotel phone rings]
MOMO:
Hi! Yes, room 505.
Can we get fries, strawberry cake,
four sodas—
[Whispering in background]
Oh! And dumplings.
[Pause]
...Yes, all of it.
[Beat kicks in]
ROOM SERVICE!
[Verse 1]
Checked in late with nowhere to be
City lights from the balcony
Silk pajamas, hair tied high
Five-star room and a midnight appetite
Shoes by the door, music turned up
Ice in the glasses, fill my cup
Neighbor downstairs hit the wall twice
[Knock knock]
MOMO:
Oops.
Turn it down?
...No, we tried.
[Pre-Chorus]
Elevator, twenty floors
Laughing down the corridor
Do Not Disturb hanging on the door
Tonight we want a little more
[Chorus]
Room service!
Bring it up, bring it up
Strawberry cake with the cherries on top
Room service!
Ring the bell, here we go
Dancing in robes like we own the whole floor
Late checkout, no regrets
Haven’t gone to sleep just yet
505, you know where the party is
Baby, send it up—
ROOM SERVICE!
[Verse 2]
One lost slipper, somebody’s phone
Who ordered noodles? Nobody knows
Polaroids all over the bed
Half the things we’re saying
Should never leave this room again
ねえねえ まだ寝ないで
夜はこれからでしょ?
もう一回 音上げて
朝まで行こう!
MOMO:
Wait—
Who ate my cake?
[Silence]
...Girl.
[Chorus]
Room service!
Bring it up, bring it up
French fries, cherries, we’re doing too much
Room service!
Ring the bell, here we go
Dancing in robes like we own the whole floor
Late checkout, no regrets
Haven’t gone to sleep just yet
505, you know where the party is
Baby, send it up—
ROOM SERVICE!
[Bridge — funky bass breakdown]
[Knock at door]
MOMO:
Oh! More food!
[Door opens]
HOTEL STAFF:
We’ve had another noise complaint.
[Silence]
MOMO:
...So not more food.
[Door closes]
MOMO:
Okay, everybody whisper.
[Whispering]
Three...
Two...
One...
[Beat explodes]
HEY!
[Final Chorus]
Room service!
Bring it up, bring it up
One more night is never enough
Room service!
City glowing down below
Tomorrow morning, nobody knows
Late checkout, messy hair
Little memories everywhere
505, yeah, remember this
One more time—
ROOM SERVICE!
[Outro — phone rings]
MOMO:
Hello?
[Pause]
Checkout was at eleven?
...
Can we get room service first?