(ohhhhh shit! *laughs* damn it damn it!)
so, you've got a nice rod
and i know all about men like you
i was once younger you know
and i never listened to what i was told
my mother warned me of men like you
and so did my dad
obviously, i didn't listen
but damn it i wish i had
you don't get to touch and go
oh hell no
you don't get to plant yourself in my life
then leave whenever you feel it's right
no, you don't get to leave me weeping at night
and maybe if i had more common sense
i wouldn't be here acting all dense
cause if you truly loved me like you said you do
i might've given more to you
but my mother warned me of men like you
and so did my dad
obviously, i didn't listen
but damn it i wish i had
you don't get to touch and go
oh hell no
you don't get to plant yourself in my life
then leave whenever you feel it's right
no, you don't get to leave me weeping at night
and when the years have passed
and i'm much older in the face
our memories will drip like rain
and i will be left with wilting pain
but my mother warned me of men like you
and so did my dad
obviously, i didn't listen
but damn it i wish i had
you don't get to touch and go
oh hell no
you don't get to plant yourself in my life
then leave whenever you feel it's right
no, you don't get to leave me weeping at night
(*sighs*)