North Pole

Stuck in the north pole

It's so cold

Feels like my body turned to stone

It sends chills through my blood and bones

My first my mission

Sent me on a expedition

To the north pole

For a lost soul

Fella thought he was slick

Trying to give me a slip

I was on him quicker than a magic trick

And I thank the one who gave me a tip

Stuck in the north pole

It's so cold

Feels like my body turned to stone

It sends chills through my blood and bones

As I was hunting him down

My car stopped and was frozen

The snow came along

And swallowed me let alone

As I fell to slumber

I felt my hummer

Begin to sink into the icey snow

I fell below

I awoke to a magic show

They told me

They needed me

To become the man in charge

I said ok with out any charge

Stuck in the north pole

It's so cold

Feels like my body turned to stone

It sends chills through my blood and bones

I become Saint Nick

I tracked down that prick

He died out in the snow cause he was sick

This is story on how I became Saint Nick