Six months came and went
And somewhere along the way my oral hygiene got spent
I had plaque and tartar all over the place
I wore embarrassment on my face
Harvey and Nichols was judgment free
They cleaned my teeth to the Teeeeeee
They used that water sprayer
They use that excavater
I went home and my cleaning, it was the difference maker
My wife let me kiss her
I started to smile in each picture
I had a new lease of life
And thanks to that cleaning, my face was a beaming
The heavens had opened
My life was made new,
If now I will realize I have to stop the CHEW!
Harvey and Nichols was judgment free
They cleaned my teeth to the Teeeee
Six months came and went
And somewhere along the way my oral hygiene got spent
I forgot to floss
I got in trouble with the boss
We couldn’t make out
She said you gotta get that string out
Back to Harvey and Nichols I went
Back with a face of embarrassment
Harvey and Nichols was judgment free
They cleaned my teeth to the Teeeeeeeeee!
I went home looking to kiss her
Sadly she was riding a motorcycle with another mister
I was saddened for a bit, but thought about it………and I don’t give a Poop!