A Good Cleaning

Six months came and went

And somewhere along the way my oral hygiene got spent

I had plaque and tartar all over the place

I wore embarrassment on my face

Harvey and Nichols was judgment free

They cleaned my teeth to the Teeeeeee

They used that water sprayer

They use that excavater

I went home and my cleaning, it was the difference maker

My wife let me kiss her

I started to smile in each picture

I had a new lease of life

And thanks to that cleaning, my face was a beaming

The heavens had opened

My life was made new,

If now I will realize I have to stop the CHEW!

Harvey and Nichols was judgment free

They cleaned my teeth to the Teeeee

Six months came and went

And somewhere along the way my oral hygiene got spent

I forgot to floss

I got in trouble with the boss

We couldn’t make out

She said you gotta get that string out

Back to Harvey and Nichols I went

Back with a face of embarrassment

Harvey and Nichols was judgment free

They cleaned my teeth to the Teeeeeeeeee!

I went home looking to kiss her

Sadly she was riding a motorcycle with another mister

I was saddened for a bit, but thought about it………and I don’t give a Poop!