Rusty Militia Rig (A Backwoods Militia version of "Rusty Chevrolet")

Rust and mud, the truck’s a dud

The tailgate's gone away

I need duct tape to hold the shape

And keep the wolves at bay

The frame is bent, the engine’s spent

The ammo box might stay

Oh what fun it is to drive

This rusty Militia Rig!

(Chorus)

Raiding through the woods

In my rusty Militia rig

The muffler drags for miles

The tires are barely big

I hear a skinwalker

And it makes my trigger twitch

But Jonny says, “Keep on drivin’!

We’ve got shine to make us rich!”

(spoken)

“Hold up, is that Cletus back there with the shotgun? Oh wait, never mind—that’s the deer we tied to the hood.”

(Chorus)

Rust and mud, the truck’s a dud

The winch just fell away

I light a flare to find my gear

And then I start to pray

The truck bed’s loose, the spotlight’s broke

But we’ll still win the day

Oh what fun it is to drive

This rusty Militia Rig!

We’re headed to the cabin

To stock up on supplies

The gas is low, the horn won’t blow

But the moonshine keeps us high

Sliding through the backroads

With cryptids on our tail

If this rig breaks, just grab your guns

We’ll hike and leave a trail!

(Chorus)

Rust and mud, the truck’s a dud

The bumper’s M.I.A.

I spark a light, reload my sights

And hope I’ll last the day

The engine pops, the brake line drops

But we’re still on our way

Oh what fun it is to drive

This rusty Militia Rig!

Outro:

“C’mon, boys! Grab the gear and the shine—ain’t no cryptid or blue hat stoppin’ us tonight!”