Collecting them all, one by one,
all his tokens in hand, Jack's ready to dance,
as he puts on his groovy pants,
no chance of being late when you're as cool as Jack,
always there on time, could even finish a snack
Ready for prom, he put on his black shirt
oh it was so fancy, and it was so clean
showed off his body, so strong and lean
the ladies adored him, admired by men
now a load in one room, like it's Jack's playpen
[chorus]
wanna dance with the big dog you'd best have what it takes,
he ain't no slouch and he ain't no fake
his moves are slick, never missing a beat, until across the room, his favourite girl he meets
Jack approached, without a care in the world
he knew he'd pull her, her resistance unfurled
and as he got close, at the corner of her eye
she spotted Jack with a look so sly
He said, "Hey there Maddison, wanna dance? as I look so cool in a casual stance"
She said "OK Jack, you've clearly got game, let's have a party and go really insane!"
and they began to dance, Jack leading the moves,
any doubters like James, have just been disproved,
they danced and they danced until the night grew old,
but disaster struck, Jack's blood ran cold!
[chorus]
wanna dance with the big dog you'd best have what it takes,
he ain't no slouch and he ain't no fake
his moves are slick, never missing a beat, until across the room, his favourite girl he meets
It was Mr Evil, Jack's worst enemy, he picked up maddy and began to flee
Jack wouldn't allow this he unbuttoned his shirt,
then he took chase, Mr Evil he'd hurt!
Mr Evil was fast and he had his robots, he threw them back with some very precise shots,
but Jack's skills were quick, his movements slick
he dodged them all without so much as a hitch
Eventually he reached, the Evil Villain,
all Jack wanted to do was kill em,
but he was too pure, he was too wise,
to kill Mr Evil, would be to leave that behind,
so he got in a stance, ready to fight
as the world crumbled round, due to Evils Might
SO THEY FOUGHT....
[Chorus]
wanna dance with the big dog you'd best have what it takes,
he ain't no slouch and he ain't no fake
his moves are slick, never missing a beat, until across the room, his favourite girl he meets
[as a rap]
Punches were thrown,
elbows were blown,
no towels were thrown
each man holding their own,
wills made of stone,
until it appeared,
a glimpse of fear,
Jack had never been seen,
to back down he was clean,
but Mr evil was all too much,
delivered a blow that made Jack throw up!
And he ran away, into the night
leaving Jack on his own, to fend for his life,
beaten and bruised, didn't think he could lose
the whole prom was shocked,
and jack was rocked,
as he fell unconscious,
Mr evil mocked.....
