HO, HO… OH NO!

Ho ho ho! Where is Santa? Burnt to a crisp inside my chimney! What did I do, I have no idea, thank the lord I set my fire place, or he’ll touch my butt. Hahaha, look at that, Santa Claus inside my chimney, no I’ll steal his suit, it’s not cool, but I think, I won’t look like fool, so I go, right down the streets going back home, to sleep with santas wife, unfortunately, I can’t sleep in my bed, cuz I’ll need some time in my head, to make a divorce, and change up his whole life, cuz I never had I wish list, all I ever had was a real short hit list, old Saint Nick, breaking up his back, so I think that maybe I should lack, cuz everything I do, always end in taking a big fat turn, but not as fat as Santa! So I go down the streets going back, go to the pole, pretend all the rest, so when I slip in bed, I gotta act jolly, so I say “ho ho, oh no” I’m sleeping with a guy! Well well well, Santa Claus is gay, did you ever think so, I would not either, it does not roll off the tongue, so now I know, why there is no son!