You're so pretty it sucks
Your face has never seen a bad day
Your figure, like a rail
I just wanna find something to impale
Why aren't you allowed to be ugly?
Why are you so damn lovely?
It's not fair you look so good
Go and eat some junk food
Help yourself to some chips
Maybe a soda for me too
It's not that I want to see you fat
Oh God, please don't think that
You have guys at your feet
But what about me?
Everytime we go out, there's another number
In your back pocket
Why aren't you allowed to be ugly?
Why are you so damn lovely?
It's not fair you look so good
Go and eat some junk food
My envy runs river deep
I think red is a beautiful color on me
I support the way you look too
But God just eat some junk food
Why aren't you allowed to be ugly?
Why are you so damn lovely?
It's not fair you look so good
Go and eat some junk food