I see you and just have to ask,
with absolutely no Hesitation, in this situation, I ask her, Excuse me mam, Hay Excuse me for a second, Hi my name is mac cracker. Mr c. question, Do you have a sunburn. Or are you always this hot. Either way, I'd be happy to apply some, AL. OHH. VERA. A little laughter and she said im stupid then walked away. Not surprised,
I retry, Next day. se her. Excuse me Are you an Electrician, because you're sparkin somethin in me. She's shaking her head. walking away. OK ok The very next day I see her and i say. Excuse me, but I think you're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Can I start over. OK let's here it she said. Are you an alien. Because you're out of this world and I wana probe you. Her jaw dropped, she snorted laughing and walked off, Better luck tomorrow, she said. Her we are again, early mornin and I say. Do you have a license? Because you're driving me wild and I wanna ride. She said get better or mine could get suspended. I'm a photographer, and I can picture us together in a sexual position. Excuse me I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you and I want to melt in your mouth, baby. Her Jaw dropped, I said perfect your ready, she's laughing but leavin. Next day I say, Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I strip and walk around. She said im silly, still walked away. Next day not giving up. I want to be the reason you wake up with a smile. and a sore throat, Laughter, Tell me more she said, Boom like a jack rabbit I replied, Do you have a map. I just keep getting lost in your body. See you tomorrow she replied, She's got a halter top on ohh my god, So I said, Excuse me, but I think you're so hot, I could possibly spontaneously combust. She said, Do you have a keg in your pants, I wanna tap it,
Are you a time traveler? Because I see us having a future together. in bed. She's shaking her head, giggling and said. Are you a firefighter. Because you're making my heart burn and I want you to put it out. Then she walked away, Don't know what to say, but found her next day. Guess what I say, Am i the one you think about when you're in bed, Because at night I think about how You're so sexy, I'd love to get lost in your body and be the one who makes your heart skip a beat. You're so hot, I'd love to feel your heat. She said im stupid and finally introduced herself. Hi I'm marry jane, No way I said, they call me ZigZag, can I roll you up, giggling she said what are we doing, let's eat, I said deal but you wanna do it infrount of these peeps, laughing she said,
Do you have a library card, oh boy why I asked, She replied because I want to check you out, I replied, do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pant. On the way to my house now. See what's cookin.