Egg Shaped Friend

(Verse 1)

Oh Nico, my pale-ass friend,

You’re so white you could blind someone ‘round the bend.

Egg-shaped head and a sax in your grip,

A walking band meme with dyslexic drip.

But here’s the truth, behind all the jokes,

You’re the kind of soul that gives people hope.

You walk in kindness like it’s stitched in your skin,

One of the good ones—yeah, deep within.

(Pre-Chorus)

You’re going through it, and I see the weight,

But you still show love, you still create.

You’ve got Chris, you’ve got heart, you’ve got fight,

And I’m in your corner every damn night.

(Chorus)

Nico, you're more than the punchlines we throw,

You’re steady and soft in a world full of “no.”

You love like a legend, you care like a king,

And when life hits hard, I’m here for everything.

From band halls to breakdowns, you’ve never been fake,

You give what you can—even when you break.

So when it all feels too much, lean on me,

You’ve got a friend for life, unconditionally.

(Verse 2)

Epic: The Musical on full blast repeat,

You’re singing along with your off-tempo beat.

Laughing through tears, being loyal as hell,

You don’t brag, but your heart? Man, you might as well.

You're the dude who shows up, never asks for a prize,

With jokes and support and tired-ass eyes.

Yeah, the world’s been rough—but you’re still kind,

And that’s rare as hell, in any timeline.

(Bridge)

No cape, no spotlight, just quiet strength,

You give so much, you go to great lengths.

And I just want you to know one thing true—

If the world’s against you, I’m still with you.

(Chorus)

Nico, you're more than the punchlines we throw,

You’re steady and soft in a world full of “no.”

You love like a legend, you care like a king,

And when life hits hard, I’m here for everything.

From band halls to breakdowns, you’ve never been fake,

You give what you can—even when you break.

So when it all feels too much, lean on me,

You’ve got a friend for life, unconditionally.

(Outro)

Egg-head, band nerd, softest damn soul—

You’ve got more light than you even know.

So keep moving, keep being, just don’t forget—

You’ve got me, Nico. No regret.