Hot mess express

Yeah, my hair’s in a bun from three nights ago,

Lost my keys but I still stole the show.

I cry at commercials, laugh way too loud,

I’m the awkward queen of the chaotic crowd.

I’m needy as hell but I cook real good,

Whip up tacos, babe, you know I still would.

Yeah, I’m soft, I’m spicy, a lot to digest

But hey, baby, welcome to the hot mess express!

I’m a little bit crazy, a little unstable,

Spilling my heart (and my drink) on the table.

Chubby and cute with emotional flair,

Trauma made me funny, don’t you dare compare.

So cheers to the chaos, the stress, the distress,

I’m a perfectly perfect, beautiful mess.

Overthink everything, then hit “send,”

I’ll swear it’s the last time...then do it again.

Mood swings faster than a TikTok trend,

But I’ll love you loyal right up ‘til the end.

I’m clingy, I’m flirty, I overshare,

But I’ll hype you up like a billionaire.

I’m a cocktail mix of disaster and sass,

So grab a seat, baby, let’s raise a glass!

I’m a little bit crazy, a little unstable,

Spilling my heart (and my drink) on the table.

Chubby and cute with emotional flair,

Trauma made me funny, don’t you dare compare.

So cheers to the chaos, the stress, the distress,

I’m a perfectly perfect, beautiful mess.

Yeah, I cry in Target, I dance in the rain,

Make bad decisions, then do it again.

I’m insecure, but I’ll strut like a queen,

’Cause hot mess energy’s always in scene.

I’m a little bit crazy, a little unstable,

Spilling my heart (and my drink) on the table.

I’m clingy, I’m loud, but I’ll never regress

I’m the CEO of this hot mess success.

So cheers to the chaos, the stress, the distress,

I’m a perfectly perfect, beautiful mess.