Lyrics
[Verse]
I woke up this mornin', didn't see it comin',
A change in my routine, that kept me hummin'.
Grabbed that razor and a waxy bloom,
Aiming for some smoothness in this small bathroom.
[Verse 2]
I thought I'd spruce up, make it nice and neat,
Something 'bout the season, called for this retreat.
Stood there in the mirror, with a trembling hand,
Took a deep breath, became a braver man.
[Chorus]
Smooth balloons, ready for June,
Shinin' like the harvest moon.
No more fuzz, it's all buzz,
Feelin' lighter, like a country tune,
Oh yeah, I got them smooth balloons.
[Verse 3]
My lady walked in, she couldn't believe,
She laughed so hard, she could hardly breathe.
Said, "Honey, what's this new kind of groomin'?"
I winked and said, "Just keep on swoonin'."
[Bridge]
It's a new frontier, let go of my fear,
Had to shed a tear, but now I'm clear.
No more wild woods, just open plains,
In the world of love, I’m a bold campaign.
[Chorus]
Smooth balloons, ready for June,
Shinin' like the harvest moon.
No more fuzz, it's all buzz,
Feelin' lighter, like a country tune,
Oh yeah, I got them smooth balloons.
Style
humorous country
Prompt
A hit country song about waxing my balls named smooth ballons
Credits
Prompt byVintageMix759
GeneratedJul 5, 2024
ModelAria v3.5
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