[sleigh bells]
Shut up and Listen
What is that
Do you hear that?
Yeah it’s it’s
It’s Flesh eating reindeer
[instrumental drum beat]
Those things are coming
Hurry up
come on
Go go go let’s go
We must Run!
Run run run run run
Faster! Please hurry
quickly faster quick quick quick
They are catching up
I’m gonna throw up
Them reindeer just hunting us
That cud is out for blood
Your blood my blood
And Rudolph
His nose is red
Wants us dead
Rudolph
Wants us dead
Run faster
And call the pastor
He got those candles
On his mantles
We could light them
Light them all up
Then throw them up
And hope they fall
[sleigh bells]
[big finish]
I’m so afraid
Santa got that blade
Where did he go
No I don’t know but
Did they follow
It’s time to git git git git
Oh god oh Shit Shit Shit Shit
That’s them!
We’re not prepared
Just light the flare
We can’t fight them
No not like this
Not on Christmas
They’re all right there!
Right there
Over here
Over there
I don’t care If i die
But not like this
Give me time to
Grab my gifts
Now come on
Let’s go
Go go go go
Go go go go
[fade to end]