Title: Miles in the Jungle (Allegations Remix)
(Intro – beat drops with a dramatic orchestra hit)
Yeah… uh
They ain’t ready for this one
Look at bro, man…
What is that?
(Verse 1)
They talkin’ ‘bout athleticism, I’m in awe of the finesse
But the comment section lookin’ like a whole different test
They said, “Muscle memory,” I said, “Nah, that’s the web”
Set us back a couple decades with that one, I confess
I didn’t even say nothin’, bro just hit the pose
Now he movin’ through the jungle, dodgin’ all the hoes
They like, “That’s the final boss,” man, that’s just how it goes
Took me three times to realize he ain’t wearin’ clothes
(Chorus – melodic, sung)
Oh, that’s just Miles Morales
And that’s all I’ma see, dammit, for real
What in the Spider-Verse is this? What’s the deal?
They finally makin’ the Tarzan remake, that’s the appeal
But the allegations lookin’ like they’re never gonna heal
(Verse 2)
Hold on, bro, that was too fluent, it’s a little suspicious
Jesus Christ, that’s Jayshawn Bourne, now he’s on a mission
Got a basket full of bananas, that’s my only provision
What was Caesar’s first word? Nah, man, that’s a different vision
Unc from the Boondocks, thank God he ain’t see this
‘Cause the comments gettin’ wild, man, the mood is gettin’ breezy
They talkin’ ‘bout chimpmaxxin’, I’m just scrollin’ and I’m wheezin’
Can’t keep fightin’ for us, bro, you tweakin’ for no reason
(Bridge – beat slows, spoken/sung)
Well… well… well… (That’s a 626)
A whole new level of racism for Miles, that’s a mix
But the whole time I’m thinkin’, he just movin’ like a snake
Default settings got him swingin’ from the vine for goodness sake
Yeah… default settings, man
(Chorus – melodic, sung with ad-libs)
Oh, that’s just Miles Morales (Yeah, that’s him)
And that’s all I’ma see, dammit, for real (I ain’t say nothin’)
What in the Spider-Verse is this? What’s the deal? (What is this?)
They finally makin’ the Tarzan remake, that’s the appeal (That’s the one)
But the allegations lookin’ like they’re never gonna heal (Nope)
(Outro – beat fades, spoken)
“Bro I didn’t even say anything…”
“Set us back a couple decades with that one.”
“There is a thing I didn’t get it?”
“Nah, that’s Miles Morales… and that’s all I’ma see dammit.”
“Default settings.”
“...Yeah.”
